korn and cheese (korny quotes but cheesy)

Happy Valentines Day mga kapuso at kapamilya.

Here’s a compilation of some of the cheesy quotes na pwedeng pwedeng isama sa mga  tsokolate at rosas na ipapamigay ninyo sa inyong mga kasintahan. 

Note: grab pix in banatero’s website and compiled all his muschy/cheesy quotes.A special thank you.

• May FarmVille ka ba? Pati kasi puso ko na-harvest mo na. 

  

• ayaw ko na sa sarili ko, wede bang sau na lang ako?
• trophy ka ba? kasi gagwin ko ang lahat makuha ka lang
• ampalaya ka ba? kasi kahit anong pait mo, ikaw pa rin ang sustansya ng puso ko
• Gusto mo ba ng salbabida? baka kc malunod ka sa pagmamahal ko
• Alam mo gusto kitang tisurin, pra nman mahulog ka sa akin
• Kung ibebenta ko ang sarili ko, tataasan ko na ang presyo ko,tawagin mo lang akong mahal
• sabi nila: the best things in life are free. eh ikaw FREE ka ba?
• nalulungkot ka ba? nag iisa ka lang kasi sa puso ko eh
• mula ngayon magiging isa na akong ganap na bubuyog at ikaw ang magiging HONEY ko
• YOYO ka ba? kasi kahit anong gawin kong pagtapon sa yo bumabalik ka pa rin s isipan ko
• teleserye ka ba? sarap mo kasing subaybayan eh
• pinapatanong ng nanay ko kunga ABS CBN ka raw ba, gusto ka kasi nming kapamilya
• Alien ba parents mo? because there’s nothing like you here on Earth.para kang test paper.nauubos oras ko sa kakatitig sayo.
• Kapag tumingin ako sa’yo, pw’de ba tumingin ka rin sa ‘kin? Para naman may pagtingin na tayo sa isa’t isa.
• Mahalin mo lang ako at para ka nang gumamit ng BABY SHAMPOO.
• Kasi siguradong NO MORE TEARS.
• Google ka ba? kasi lahat ng hinahanap ko nasa yo na

campaign period na!

Umpisa na nga ng campaign period noong Pebrero 9, para sa nalalapit na halalan sa Mayo. Siempre kanya kanyang gimik ang mga pulitikong nais magpakilala sa mga tao. May mga nadaaanan ako sa Edsa na nag motorcade, meron din namang nagpunta sa kani-kanilang baluarte at may mga bitbit na mga artista at ang mga di mabilang na poster na nagkalat na sa mga pader sa lansangan. Eh etong poster na to, kanino kaya to   

Sya nga pla, sabi ng iba kulang pla ….it should be

Mama at Papa

Boy & Kris 

 :)

Di Bale-ntines

at Pebrero na nman. Month of love ika nga. Buwan kung kelan prang inlab na inlab ang lahat ng tao. Kasi nga mag-vavalentines day na. San nga ba nagmula at bakit merong valentines day??? eto ang sagot ni Lourd

A D V A N C E     H A P P Y    V A L E N T I N E ‘ S    D A Y !!!!!

si bilyar

Sa lahat ng mga kandidato sa nalalapit na halalang 2010, si Manny Villar ata ang may pinaka maraming advertisement, mapa TV man, radyo, dyaryo at kahit sa facebook eh namamayagpag na rin.

Pro pati sa text messages ay may mga kumakalat na ring tungkol kay villar.

At sure akong kung isa ka sa mga makakatanggap neto eh, malamang pakanta ang pagbasa mo sa txt message mo.

  naka ligo ka na ba sa dagat ng kubeta

    nakapag chongke ka na ba sa gitna ng kalsada

    yan ang tanong nmin, tunay ka bang isa sa amin

    nalaman mo na bang mapapag rugby ka nya

    tutulungan tayo pra maging sindikato at ang kanyang plano ay magnakaw tayo

si villar ang tunay na pahirap

si villar ang tunay na walang gilagid

si villar ang may kakayahang gumawa ng sariling sugalan

si manny villar ang maghahakot ng ating kayamanan

O ano ikinanta mo ano?

onli in da pilipins

kung may mga cute business names, meron din namang mga pasaway na signs na makikita. sa unang tingin or i mean unang DINIG, maaring di mo mapapansin na may mali. Pero pag sinuri mo na at binasang maigi………matatawa ka na lang at masasabi mong onli in da pilipins

• In a restaurant in Baguio City, the ’summer capital’ of the Philippines : Wanted: Boy Waitress? — hahah hmm bading ba ang hinahanap nyo?
• On a highway in Pampanga: We Make Modern Antique Furniture — hala hanep, antique pero modern
• On the window of a photography shop in Cabanatuan : We Shoot You While You Wait — photo studio ba eto ng mga Ampatuan
• And on the glass front of a cafe in Panay Avenue in Manila : Wanted: Waiter, Cashier, Washier? –ahhmm washier ?? ahh multi tasking dapat ung makuha nyang empleyado heheh.
• A shoe store in Pangasinan which has a sign saying: We Sell Imported Robber Shoes — huwat ??? pati magnanakaw ngayon binebenta na…at imported pa huh
• A rental property sign in Jaro reads: House For Rent, Fully Furnaced — a taste of hell on earth?? o di kaya pugon ang pinapaupahan? hahah

WIGberto aquino

Kilala mo ba si Wigberto Aquino?? Kapatid ba xa ni Ninoy at Butch? or nagpapakilalang kapatid sa labas nina Kris?? hehe, bago pa man kung ano ang isispin natin, heto na naman ang isang entry na galing sa astig na Word of the Lourd (WOTL). 

Shem masyado na akong fan ni Lourd, heheh.

sa palagay nyo, anong hairstyle ang pinaka bagay sa kanya?

All I want for Christmas 2009 - WOTL

Almost a month nang lumipas ang pasko, pero tila pareho kmi ng sentiments ni pareng Lourd (hehe feeling close ako). Kaya nong napanood ko tong Word of the Lourd (WOTL)— naisip ko agad na i-post d2. here it goes 

At gaya nga ng sabi ni Lourd, mabait nman kmi ngayong 2009 kya sana Santa grant our wishes

cUte bUsiNesS nAmEs (part II)

Napaka witty tlga ng mga pinoy. Here’s an addition to the previous cUte bUsiNesS nAmEs entry.

• The sign in a flower shop in Diliman called Petal Attraction.

• A 24-hour restaurant called Doris Day & Night

• Barber shop called Felix The Cut;

• A bakery named Bread Pitt

• Fast-food place selling ‘maruya’ (banana fritters) called Maruya Carey.

• Then, there are Christopher Plumbing

• A boutique called The Way We Wear

• A video rental shop called Leon King Video Rental

• A restaurant in Cainta district of Rizal called Caintacky Fried Chicken

• A local burger restaurant called Mang Donald’s

• A doughnut shop called MacDonuts

• A shop selling ‘lumpia’ (egg roll) in Makati called Wrap and Roll

• And two butcher shops called Meating Place and Meatropolis

• Lechon Manok stand called Kina Rogers

Top 10 most annoying FACEBOOK users

While channel surfing, 1 show in QTv 11 caught my attention…….it’s the “ang PINAKA” aired every Sunday @ 6pm, hosted by Rovilson Fernandez. And last sunday, ang topic nila ay tungkol sa sampung PINAKA pasaway na facebook users. I jotted down their top 10 and try to share it with you here (naku malamang marami-rami rin ang ganito sa atin heheh).

#10. Symphaty Baiter — users trying to gain symphaty from their friends/network. Its ok for us to be emo paminsan minsan and say your thoughts thru your FB shoutouts. Pero annoying na kung puro negative na lang ang laman ng stat mo ryt???

#9. the Obscurist  — FB users na laging intellectual at nkk-nosebleed ang mga stat. Magandang pakinggan dahil uncommon terms at flowery words ang ginamit…pero hindi na maarok ng aming kaisipan. Say it in layman’s term pwede !!!!

8. the Paparazzo – users na mahilig magpost ng mga piktyur na may nakakatawa or nakakahiyang posisyon ng mga friends/ka-network nila. At mahilig mag TAG sa iba pang friends para mas maraming makakita ng nkkhiyang larawan ng kaibigan nya. Seems like natutuwa syang napagtatawanan ang ibang kakilala nya.

#7. bad grammarian – hindi nman kasalanan na magpost ng shoutout na tagalog >>> wag nang mag-ingles pwede???  

#6. chronic inviter – FB users na lahat na ata ng apps at quiz ay na-take na nya at may feed sa kanilang profile. Pero ang malupet ay kada quiz at apps na gamitin nya, magpapadala xa ng invites sa lahat ng ka network nya.  

#5. the Crank – shoutouts are in BOLD LETTERS complete with !!!!!….. hays ansakit sa mata nyan (and remember ung chat ethics pls). Ginagawa ding SMS ang shoutout nila. 

#4. self-promoter – puro marketing at invites ang laman ng shout out mo. well unless na lang kung artista ka (mejo exempted ka d2) 

#3. friend padder – users na feeling may competition sa paramihan ng friends. More than 1,000 na ang friends ay di pa rin kuntento. So kahit nakilala lang sa pila ng fx at friends ng friends ng friends nya ay balak nyang invite to be his/her friend.

#2. the TMI-er (Too much information) – pati ba nman bout sa sexlife mo at pagpunta ng CR, doing the pooops thing ay dapat pang ilagay sa shoutout mo? hey thats TMI dude!

#1. the “let-me-tell-you-my-whole-day-updates” – hayyysss eto ung mga users na every hr or half an hour ata kung magpalit ng stat. Updated ang lahat sa nangyari sa buong araw nya.

Friendster is out, Facebook is IN. But pls be a good facebook user…………kundi  bka i-drop ka nila bilang friend  or ilagay ka nila sa kanilang friends for sale list :D:D:D   

P.S dapat ata may
#11. d lurkers — Users na walang updates sa sariling profile dahil all they have to do is stalk & update themselves sa kung anong nangyayari sa mga friends nila. Sila ung nasa Top 5 viewers mo (daily basis) >>> STALKERS (lol)

alam mo ba" trivia ng MRT (Part 3)

Alam nyo ba na ang Ceasar Salad ay hindi ipinangalan kay Julius Ceasar kundi sa unang gumawa nito na isang restaurant owner at chef na si Ceasar Cardini. Ito ay unang ginawa sa Ceasar Palace sa Tijuana Mexico noong 1920’s.

bastos na drawing ???

well sabi nga nila, nasa mata ng taong nakakakita ang kabastusan.

Tsaka galing nong artist ha considering na kaliwete pa xa.

enjoy!!!!

"Musta ang lablyf"

copied this from chico garcia’s blog……I adore his wordpress page at isa nga sa mga nakakuha ng attention kong TOP TEN nya ay ang mga maaring maisagot sa walang kamatayang Q na “Musta Na Lovelife?”………………………..funny !!! haha. Well, guguhitan ko na rin ung mga most probably kung isasagot once na tanong nyo sa akin yang big Q na yan.  

Even though I’ve been in a long-term relationship, I spent the great majority of my life dreading the one question: actually ANY question about my love life.  So it’s quite interesting to hear how you guys will deal with this ballbreaker. I hated reunions of any sort because I knew it was one of those let’s-compare-our-lives-to-see-who-fared-better-in-life kind of deals. And reunions are where you get asked this question the most.

September 2, 2008 → The Top Ten Answers To The Question, “Musta Na Lovelife?” – SC

1. McMaki – “Eto, parang entry sa Morning Rush, hindi mapili-pili.”
2. Jek Jek – “Eto, hinahanap pa rin ang hideout ng mga soulmate ko.”
3. No name – “Bakit, kung sasabihin ko bang butata may magagawa ka?”
4. Tammy – “Eto, parang epilepsy, pasumpong-sumpong…”
5. Mnemonic – “Eto, parang ukay-ukay, 3 for 100 na nga lang, tinatawaran pa.”
6. SC – “Eto, parang patis, ang daming gustong makisawsaw.”
7. JP/Demeter/Jose de Vengenge/sabrinaileen/Astroboy/Mary Poppins/Tomba – “Eto, parang Coke, ZERO.”
8. Cleng – “Eto, single…single parent.”
9. Maynman – “Sinubukan ko na lahat: girl, boy, bakla, tomboy, wala talaga!”
10. Fat_free – Sagot ng officemate ko tuwing may magtatanong sa kanya nito: “P*tang*na mo rin!”
11. Miles – “Feeling ko ilang buwan pa, kaong na ito!”
12. No name – “Eto, parang ikaw, hindi maganda.”
13. Jun13 – “Eto, parang gobyerno, bulok.”
14. Jun13/Kresha – “Eto, parang sinabawang gulay…makulay.”
15. Malerna/Popsicle/SC/tata2818/billog/preternatural – “Eto, self-supporting.”
16. Oceandip27 – “Eto, parang kaning bahaw, malamig.”
17. Letskie – “Eto, parang pag-nguya ng chewing gum, sa una masarap, pagtagal nawawalan na ng lasa…ang sarap na iluwa.”
18. Patrick – “Buti pa ang chemistry class ko, may lab.”
19. Panulay – “Eto, parang pasko, once a year lang.”
20. Kid Bukid – “Manong, bayad muna, bago lovelife!”
21. Yñaki – “Will you shut up and let me breastfeed in peace?”
22. Astroboy/Analyst – “Tulad ng sabi ng Friendster account ko, it’s complicated.”
23. Twylyt – “Eto, ang lovelife ko, parang buhok mo…bagsak!”
24. Josef – “Eto, parang face mo…ang pangit!”
25. Dru – “Eto, parang taxi: bawal mamili, bawal mabakante, at bawal tumanggi pag may gusto sumakay!”
26. TReiz – “It’s like a vacuum cleaner, it sucks.”
27. Twylyt – “Eto, parang mga kuko mo sa paa…patay!”
28. Jollibee – “Eto, parang palitaw, lulubog, lilitaw.”
29. Gothicx313 – “Eto, parang buhok mo sa kilikili, magulo!”
30. MMC – “Eto, parang funeraria, walang kabuhay-buhay!”
31. Baloy/Mang Jose – “Ano, gusto mo suntukan na lang!”
32. No name – “Eto, taken…taken for granted!”
33. No name – “Eto, hinihintay ka pa rin…”
34. No name – “Eto, parang google, always searching…”  >>>>> panalo sa sagot haha (techie pa)

I have fallen in love (Ninoy’s poem for Cory)

Very lovely poem…………….bawat pangungusap ay bagay sa personalidad ni Tita Cory. At palagay ko sa pamamagitan ng tulang eto ay naipadama ni Ninoy kung gano nya kamahal at nirerespeto si Cory. Nilapatan din ni Jose Marie Chan ng musika ang nasabing tula (pero syempre shorcut version baga)……..

I have fallen in love
(Ninoy’s Poem for Cory)

I have fallen in love
With the same woman three times
In a day spanning nineteen years
Of tearful joys and joyful tears
I loved her first when she was young
Enchanting, brilliant, middle-strung
Vibrant, fragrant, eternally new
Cool, invigorating as the morning dew.
Desperate, she shared, quieted my despairs
Hopeful, she fanned the fires of my hopes
Lavished me with days of bliss and peace,
Endless, perpetual days of fond memories.
She is my hope; I do not wish to realize
Hence my hope; forever green, eternal prize
My life transcending life, my ultimate quest
Dream of my life for whom I’ll spare no rest.


I fell in love again
With the same woman the second time
When first she bore her child and mine
The first fruit of our union and our love.
The pains and anguish of motherhood she braved
Loved her children, their love she deservedly craved
Times were she hung on the very brink of death,
Unflinchingly fulfilling her mission to procreate.
In politics I plunged, she was always by my side,
Steadfast, uncomplaining, helping to turn the tide,
Amidst hardship, her rare courage would not relent
She was my secret weapon, the source of my strength.
The world was my concern, our home her domain,
The people mine, the children hers to maintain,
So it was in those eighteen years and a day
Till I was detained, forced in prison to stay.


Suddenly she became our sole support
Wellspring of hope, source of comfort
On her shoulders fell the burden of life
She emerged our captain in the sea of strife.


I fell in love again
With the same woman the third time
Looming from the battle, undaunted, unafraid,
Calm composed, she is God’s lovely maid.
It has been a year of many disappointments
Endless dark nights, long days of sad lament,
Of grave doubts, frustrations, bitter desolations,
Of privations, untold indignities, humiliations.


Dreams became nightmares; hopes, despair.
Rally to freedom’s call, no one will dare.
Future is obscured, life has lost its meaning,
The tunnel is long, we’re only at the beginning.


Leaders I admired, whose advice I sought
Became fallen idols, their souls were bought,
Their conscience they bartered for “soft” convenience,
Due to despicable cowardice, they’ve lost their patience.


Leaders became dealers, begging for part of the spoils,
Forgetting the value, the essence of the hottest toil,
Paralyzed be fear, they joined the amoral dictator,
Defending, waving the bloody flag of the new oppressor.


The pillars of society became the props of tyranny,
“Be realistic,” they urged, “if not for safety, for money.”
It is useless to resist, the tyrant is too strong,
Yet aware, with their help the tyranny will prolong.


Mother Pilipinas weeps, her noble sons are gone,
Her land of the morning, is now of the setting sun,
Back to her dungeon in chains she’s been returned;
For all her sacrifices, this is what she earned.


The night is cold and dark, there are no stars,
Our prisons are full, our souls wrinkled with scars,
Afflicted, persecuted, struck down but not crushed,
How soon will this blight be erased by Allah’s brush?


My only escape is to cling to the woman of my dreams
Who gave me a life full of love, a love full of life,
She is my urge to live, my sole motivation to survive,
She taught me not only to dream, but to make dreams alive.
 

wuzzUP dude ???

U.P. >>>> University of the Philippines. Astig ka pag sinabi mong sa UP ka nag aaral o kahit ung makapasa ka sa UPCAT. Syempre ikaw ba nman ang isko at iska ng bayan……ibig sabihin Brainy.

Pero kung sa ibang school ka nag-aral? Ibig bang sabihin ay ??????   ………………..

• UST - UP Sana Tayo
• DLSU - Di Lumulusot Sa UPCAT 
• ADMU - Andaming Mali sa UPCAT
• PUP - Parang U.P. 
• PNU – Puro Nagsibagsak sa UPCAT 
• SLU - Sana Lang UP
• NEU - Near Eto UP
• MAPUA - Meron Akong Panaginip,UP Ako
• PWU – Puro Wishing UP
• FEU - Failed to Enter UP
• CEU - Cant Enter UP

:) Buti na lang di kasama ang alma mater ko jan >>>> Pamantasan ng Lungsod ng Maynila (PLM) na sa iba ang ibig sabihin ay Pamantasan sa Luneta Malapit. heheh

Haayyyyy nga nman…….oppsss JOKE lang po tong mga eto. wag seryosohin, dahil wala naman mismo sa pangalan ng eskwelahan ang sigasig at tyaga ng mga mag-aaral.

Slang o Islang ??? wat eber

Late nag umpisa ang Urban Zone. Tapos prang nkkbitin pa ung episode nila knina.

So nagbasa na lang ako ng online journal ni Ms Daphne (got the link from Urban Zone wall sa facebook). At isa sa mga entries nya ay re: sa TV Show ng asawa nyang si Patrick Paez kung saan nman segment ang Word of the Lourd — ni Lourd De Veyra ((btw, xa ung bokalista ng RADIOACTIVESAGOPROJECT)

Very brilliant talent. Prang si Bob Ong kung umatake. 

Naging instant fan tuloy ako ni Lourd. So ngayon, aside from UZ, may bago na akong aabangan sa youtube…………..ang Word of the Lourd.

Bravo!

End Hunger Walk the World

Here’s a glimpse of the End Hunger Walk the World na nangyari nong June 7, 2009 sa ibat ibang bahagi ng mundo. 

•  Walkers in Ethiopia (in yellow shirts)
•  Walkers in Bangkok, Thailand (center topmost pix)
•  Young walkers in Norway
•  Traditional dancers were part of the walk lineup in the Philippines
•  Walkers in India ( center bottom pix)

 Note: grab pictures from the world food programme website

End Hunger: Walk the World

Naghahanap ka ba ng mapagkaka abalahan and at the same time ay mkktulong sa bayan o kaya sa kapwa? Sumali sa end hunger walk on June 7,  6-10 am……join & support this UN World Food Programme

End Hunger: Walk the World / Isang Hakbang Pilipinas ‘09

http://www.wfp.org/how-to-help/individuals/walk-the-world

Event Details

When: Sunday, June 07, 2009, 6AM to 10AM
Where: Roxas Blvd., Manila

Assembly areas:

• US Embassy
• Manila Yatch Club

Registration

Where: ROX, Bonifacio High Street, Taguig City
Fee: P150
Inclusions: Shirt, bandana, and certificate of donation

KC Concepcion wearing the shirt and bandana of the event during the press launch (courtesy ROX)

Pacmania

Sobrang sikat na sikat na nga ang ating pambansang kamao na si Manny “pacman” Pacquiao. Sa pagkapanalo nya sa katatapos na laban nya kay Ricky Hatton, kahit mga Hollywood artistas ay pumupila pra mkapag papicture at magpa autograph sa kanya. At isa na nga daw jan ang Gladiator star na si Russell Crowe. Patunay na hindi lang sa pinas may pacmania.

Kaya ang isang Pacman fan (Sairilh) ay sinubukang tignan kung ano ang itsura ng kanyang idolo halimbawang maging Hollywood actor na rin at magkaron ng remake sa mga sikat na pelikula………enjoy the pix

(Source:email received)

I’m a Manny Pacquiao fan and I just want to know how Manny would look like if he will portray my favorite characters and more….share ko lang

  jack sparrow (better than johnny depp?) & manny pacquiao as wolverine (hugh jackman look-alike?) 

as james bond (pierce brosnan  & as legolas ( orlando bloom?)

  tatakbo c manny sa 2010 election… sa pagkapresidente kaya GO GLORIA
 

mama’s day

Ano man ang tawag natin sa kanila, could be mama, mommy, mom, nanay, inay, inang, mader o mudra, we are all referring sa ating mga mahal na INA. And today is their special day, HAPPY MOTHER’s DAY!!!

Tell mom how’d you appreciate all the things na nagawa nya at ginagawa para sau.

At sa mahal kong nanay, love u & missing u much ma.

"alam mo ba" trivia ng MRT (Part 2)

Sa mga gaya kong araw araw sumasakay ng MRT, pamilyar na ang “alam mo ba” trivia played during the trip. Pero para sa mga  di kelangan mag MRT pra makarating sa opisina o ibang destinasyon at mga kababayang nasa abroad, heto ang ilan sa mga trivia fact na madalas kong marinig sa MRT. I will try na isulat sya as close sa kung pano sinabi ang trivia. 

Alam mo ba na ang Vatican City ang pinakamaliit na estado sa buong mundo? binubuo lamang eto ng 0.2 square miles, may kabuuang papulasyon ng 770 katao at ni isa man sa kanila ay hindi permanenteng residente dito. Ang santo papa ang nagsisilbing pinuno rito at kilala rin itong sentro ng relihiyong katoliko.