new definition of semen, sodomy, G-string at iba pa

Naghahalungkat ako ng mga libro at mga papel papel sa bahay nong sabado, naghahanap ng mga bagay na pwede nang idispatch para nman mas maluwag na ang bodega (at ng makapag imbak na ng panibagong anik anik?) heheh.  

Neweis, isa nga sa mga nahalungkat ko ang green book entitled “Green and Bear it” by Gary Lising. Itinabi ko at binasa nang matapos ko na ang paglilinis. Nakakatawa at mejo……..hmmm should I say puro green jokes ang laman ng nasabing libro (haha, nkalagay na nga kasi sa cover page eh).  

 GREEN & BEAR IT

Sa mga nabasa ko, eto ang mga bagong definition ni Gary L. 

•  Masturbation — what usually happens when a country cannot feed its people
•  Semen — is another term for sailor
•  Erection — is a time when Japanese people vote
•  Pornography — is the business of making & playing records
•  Sodomy — is another word for dirty
•  Bisexual  is a term use for a person who takes picture using only one camera
•  G-string - is a part of violin
• Testicles are only found on an octopus
•  Menstrual cycle has 3 wheels
•  A Vulva is a car from Sweden
•  Fallopian Tube — is an internal part of a TV set
•  Orgasm — is the person who accompanies the choir at church
•  Brunei — is a place where you can have a vacation with pay
•  a  Condom is a large apartment complex
•  Papal — is the better half of mammal
•  Magic Johnson got AIDS by playing with Larry’s Bird
•  Anus — is theLatin word for yearly
•  GARY LISINGs are persons who look like sex organs
•  Wedding ring — is the smallest handcuff in the world
•  Umbilical Cord is part of a parachute
•  an Enema is a someone who is not your friend
•  Fetus — is the Latin word for feet
  
•  Uranus is a planet named after a part of your body
•  Scrotum is a newly discovered planet next to Uranus
  
•  Premature Baby — is a person born  before its parents are married
•  Jurassic Fart is another name for prehistoric explosion
•  Chop ChopLady — another name for a butcher’s wife

So may mga bagong word na tayong natutunan ha . Sex-related words pa ba ang tingin mo sa mga nabanggit na salita?